I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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