She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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