is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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