i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
