The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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