apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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