HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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