love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
id be glad to
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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