New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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