i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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