The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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