In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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