This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My vagina is officially offended.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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