when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
