Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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