His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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