I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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