all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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