I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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