Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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