Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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