Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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