they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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