Those balls look pretty dangerous.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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