Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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