no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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