I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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