Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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