I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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