I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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