sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
wow bdsm is so cute
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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