Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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