Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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