I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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