i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize