is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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