do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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