Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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