Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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