a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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