drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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