is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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