Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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