i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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