You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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