I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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