your parents love me but you hate me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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