Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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