he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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