her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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