I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
