My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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