fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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