Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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