I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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