are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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