dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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