girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
